From the recording Something New

Lyrics

We took off on vacation
To get some relaxation
We headed for the sun and sand and sea
The week went by so fast
Vacation never seems to last
As I waved goodbye I wished the beach
Could come back home with me
And much to my surprise I found
My wish came true, for now you see

I've got the itty bitty nitty gritty inside all my clothes
I B N G in between my toes
I B N G even up my nose
It makes me say "Achoo!" and I don't know what to do!
Whatever would you do if it were you?

I tried to SHAKE it all out
But there's always just a little more still there
Took a shower to WASH it all off
But I think somehow I washed even more back in my hair

I've still got I B N G
Inside all my pants
I B N G itches worse than ants
Every time I'm getting dressed
It's like a crazy dance
It's inside all my books
And my shirts and socks and shoes
My toothbrush and my toothpaste and my dental floss, too!
It makes me say "Achoo!" and I don't know what to do!
Whatever would you do if it were you? No, really . . .
Whatever would you do if it were you? I'm not kidding . . .
Whatever would you do if it were you?